Web's Best Lawyer Jokes

What’s the Difference Between a Lawyer and a Boxing Referee?
What’s a Lawyer’s Favorite Pasta?
What Did the Lawyer Say to the Bartender?
What Do You Call a Lawyer Who’s Great at Cooking?
What’s a Lawyer’s Favorite Type of Clothing?
Did You Hear About the Lawyer Who Moonlights as a Magician?
Why Did the Lawyer Get Into Gardening?
A Lawyer Opened a Bakery. His Specialty?
What’s the Difference Between a Lawyer and a Catfish?
What’s Worse Than Losing Your Case?
If You See a Lawyer Drowning...
The Price of a Hail Mary
My Husband Is Cheating
Why Do Lawyers Love Threesomes?
Why Did Kanye West Think He’d Make a Great Lawyer?
Why Won’t Hulk Hogan Sue His Tailor?
Why Did Snoop Dogg Fire His Lawyer?
Why Doesn’t Taylor Swift Need a Lawyer?
What Do Lawyers and Porn Stars Have in Common?
What’s a Lawyer’s Idea of Foreplay?
Why Don’t Lawyers Talk Dirty During Sex?
What Did the Lawyer Say After a One-night Stand?
Why Did the Lawyer Date a Paralegal?
What Did the Lawyer Say to ChatGPT?
What Do You Call a Smiling, Courteous, Ethical Lawyer?

1
2
3

Lawyer Joke Categories

Dirty12
Clean37
Celebrity4
Political4
Puns13

"Lawyer jokes are funny but real legal matters aren’t. Go to LawyerDude.com when you need a lawyer."

Find a Lawyer

© LawyerJokes.com